Monday
Jan172011
You Know You’re a New Mom If…
I was thinking the other day “My, how things have changed,” and how funny so many of those changes are so I’d thought it would be a hoot to put together a “You Know You’re a New Mom If” list. Please add to the fun!
- You’ve added white and brown to your wardrobe (spit-up and poop.)
- You consider dinner out and a glass of wine to be a big night on the town
- You’ve forgotten to close your trunk open during or after a shopping excursion
- You catch yourself speaking baby talk to friends and your hubby
- You can’t remember what you had for lunch, or anything for that matter
- You own 5+ pairs of leggings
- Naps are orgasmic
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leggings, memory lapse, naps, new mom, wine in K. Mistake-ing, S. Everything Else
leggings, memory lapse, naps, new mom, wine in K. Mistake-ing, S. Everything Else
Reader Comments (3)
- Instead of changing your clothes after being spit up on, you just let it dry.
- People give you that sympathetic "I've been there" look at the grocery store and coffee shop.
- Your Facebook updates are no longer about you.
-Your in laws are suddenly your worst enemy.
-You spend your day telling your new crawler 'no' and running after them as they put whatever it is in their mouth.
-Your sex drive took a nose dive.
-You consider a girl's day off while your husband watches the baby a vacation.
-You try to become friends with other moms so that your baby could have cute play dates.
LOL...good ones ladies! Thanks for sharing!